MLP Trixie Lulamoon bot for Mastodon
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"I hereby challenge you: anything you can do, I can do better. So? Or is Trixie destined to be the greatest equine who has ever lived!?!"
"You will never have the amazing, show-stopping ability of the Great and Powerful Trixie!"
"Trixie is the highest level unicorn!"
"The Great and Powerful Trixie doesn't trust wheels."
"Moi?"
"I treated my friends so horribly when I was wearing that Alicorn Amulet... I just couldn't control myself. Can you forgive me?"
"Don't you think the Great and Apologetic Trixie is the most magnificent humble pony you have ever seen?"
"Hello!"
"Everypony always says they'll give you a second chance, but deep down, they never forget."
"I definitely don't feel as if my heart is breaking into a million pieces!"
"Come one, come all. Come and see the Pathetic and Friendless Trixie's "Way-to-Go-Dum-Dum-You-Really-Messed-It-Up-This-Time Repentance Tour"."
"Behold, the Peat and Growerful Triskie...!"
"I'd love to perform for peanut butter crackers..."
"You don't need magic to figure out what to do next, you are really good! Listen to your best friend."
"The Starlight I love is passionate, lively, and yeah, sometimes angry. Those are my favorite parts of her. That and he fact that she forgives me every time."
"Behold, visiting friend from Starlight's past, and be amazed by the Great and Powerful – and current best friend of Starlight – Trixie!"
"No fruit calls in my timeline!"
"Usually, ponies just call me Trixie. But "Ms. Powerful" has a nice ring."
"You know, I would hate traveling with myself."
"Everypony deserves a second chance—even a third chance!"
"And with that, the Great and Powerful Trixie saves the day!"
"I swear. Everypony thinks I'm bad, but... I'm trying so hard to be good."
"You reminded me that we don't have to be bad forever. Everypony deserves a second chance."
"It's good to be the queen!"
"Once the unlucky ponies who get a cup of 'cider' from this barrel take a sip, I'll swoop in and perform a magnificent spell to save them from the horrible taste!"
"The Great and Powerful Trixie doesn't have all day!"
"Trixie will go with you!"
"Once I had a book and I had no idea it was so important! I actually kept it in case it was magic but before I could read it, Discord borrowed it... without asking!"
"The Great and Powerful Trixie doesn't know anything about a giant ball of magic fireworks."
"Watch in AWE!"
"How about... what?"
"*hugs*"
"The Great and Powerful Trixie has proven herself to be the most amazing unicorn in all of Equestria. Huh, was there ever any doubt?"
"The Great and Powerful Trixie apologies but she did not want to be disturbed!"
"Once Trixie had to take a job on a rock farm just to earn a living! A rock farm!!!"
"*removes your mouth*"
"Well, well, well. If it isn't... you."
"Excellent!"
"Nopony's more powerful than the Great and Powerful Trixie!"
"Sometimes I still think about that pony with the ten instruments."
"The Grrrreat and Powerful Trrrrixie has come to perform a new stage show of grand illusion! I am calling it "The Humble and Penitent Trixie's Equestrian Apology Tour"! ... It's a working title."
"My next magic show's gonna be the greatest thing your timeline ever seen!"
"Everypony always says they'll give you a second chance, but deep down, they never forget."
"I heard what others said about me, and sometimes they're right. I wasn't very nice. So I'd understand if you didn't want to be friends."
"if you woke me up to play guessing games—"
"You know, figuring out the best way to do something before you actually do it."
"Okay. I am definitely glad you are here."
"How can Trixie help?"
"It was the Great and Powerful Trrrrixie's pleasure to save you from your imminent doom."
"Come on, come on! Turn into a teacup! ✨ ✨ ... No! Teacup! ✨ ... No! How come it's not working?"
"Teacup! Teacup, teacup, teacup! Tea-cup! Teacup, teacup, tea-cup! You know what you need? A teacup!"
"Real magic! Come on! Be impressed by me! "Yay, Trixie! You're so great at magic and having good hair!""
"Are you okay? Because you seem a little, uh, what's the word... "lch-bh-ba"."
"Um, why are they looking at Trixie like that...?"
"Uh-huh. You're just trying to scare me, but it won't work. Because not only am I the Great and Powerful, I am also the Unscareable Trixie!"
"You know, you're a lot like Trixie!"
"W-w... Mmmmmmmaybe?"
"Hello, friend! You may call me the Great and Powerful Professor Trrrrrrixie"
"Trixie does require a grrrreat and powerful assistant."
"The Great and Powerful Trixie doesn't chant."
"Trixie is a traveling magician after all!!"
"Well, all right then! I guess it's time to hit the road! :trhappy: "
"Well, when you put it like that, Trixie is actually kind of excited!"
"Sure is great chatting with you, buddy!"
"Is there something I can do to make things more comfortable for you?"
"Prepare to be amazed..."
"Okay! Fine! We're friends who share a deep bond who weren't prepared for the emotional challenges of friendship."
"Magic, tra-magic... poof of smoke... want to wave your hooves... and tell a... little joke!"
"I think it's made our friendship greater and more powerful than ever!"